queen-of-france:

aliciasimmons:

fat-frank:

ieroplaceable:

help

how do you get a famous blog to follow you

give them a blowjob

swallow 4 follow

#was gonna tag this as ‘brb choking’ #realized i probably shouldn’t

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What happens when spiders go on drugs.

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It’s because you’re wearing crocs.

It’s because you’re wearing crocs.

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methlabrador:

my little sister is addicted to that online game Club Penguin so today i made an account and ive been following her around in the penguin world all day and beating her in every game she tries to play and just standing in her igloo looking at the wall she doesnt know its me and she just let out a defeated scream from the other room i love the internet